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Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012
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Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.
“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting

“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”

“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming
by OozeMuff February 27, 2020
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Moff

Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
by Smegway February 4, 2018
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Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.
Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!
by eqsux January 20, 2015
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muff bench

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.
by Dan Stark August 1, 2006
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Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.
Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.
by v-vesps January 19, 2013
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wat dat mouf do

The most polite way to request oral sex.
I had a great time too, it was really nice meeting you. In fact, I was wondering, wat dat mouf do?
by tonithy March 14, 2014
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