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Person A: I am a mod on Mosscord
Person B: Get very far away from me as quickly as you possibly can
by Siphonophore1 February 27, 2021
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Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.
Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.
by The RogueWave February 28, 2009
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Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
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Montse

The one and only. She who devours. The eater of gods. And the bringer of hunger and destruction. She is the fattest being ever born and a mum, but she is fattly hot.
- Run, its Montse.
- I want to fuck Montse.
by MontseEnjoyer November 22, 2021
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mossbag

mossbag is an epic youtuber that knows too much hollow knight lore
Person who thinks Hornet is void: I am going to capitalise the "m" in "mossbag"
Hollow Knight enjoyer: sacrifices the first guy to the almighty Gorb
by GorbGorbGorbGorbGorbGorbGorb December 9, 2021
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nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.
"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."
by jc42069 November 21, 2017
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Mossad

One of Israel's intelligence agencies, noted for its expertise in wet affairs. Literally translated as "institute." Never referred to as the Mossad, but rather simply called Mossad.
Mossad launched missions, dubbed Operation Wrath of God, to track down and kill those alleged to be responsible for the murder of 11 Israeli athletes by Palestinian gunmen at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich.
by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012
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