A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originates from the word mesopotamia, an ancient region of Iraq. The area was the home of numerous early civilizations and declined in importance after Mongol invaders destroyed its extensive irrigation system.
Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia
Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia
Here is the latest report..on messopotamia.
by Athena Kay September 28, 2004
Get the messopotamia mug.Largest city in Europe, with a population of over 10,000,000. Former capital of the USSR, now capital of the Russian Federation.
The city is built in a series of rings surrounding the Kremlin, a massive medieval fortress in the center of the city which contains several palaces, cathedrals, and government buildings.
The subway system is the world's most used, and also one of the most extensive. Its beautifully decorated, spacious stations often feature opulent marble floors and crystal chandeliers. The city itself is experiencing a period of economic boom, with office rents skyrocketing and new apartment towers shooting up like weeds. Despite this, many in the city suffer from low living conditions, and much the rest of Russia has been left behind. The metropolis suffers from high pollution and glacial traffic, but is quickly rising to its place as one of the premier cities of Europe.
The city is built in a series of rings surrounding the Kremlin, a massive medieval fortress in the center of the city which contains several palaces, cathedrals, and government buildings.
The subway system is the world's most used, and also one of the most extensive. Its beautifully decorated, spacious stations often feature opulent marble floors and crystal chandeliers. The city itself is experiencing a period of economic boom, with office rents skyrocketing and new apartment towers shooting up like weeds. Despite this, many in the city suffer from low living conditions, and much the rest of Russia has been left behind. The metropolis suffers from high pollution and glacial traffic, but is quickly rising to its place as one of the premier cities of Europe.
by Andrei October 29, 2003
Get the Moscow mug.A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
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Get the Missouri fountain mug.A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.
by rodeojones December 11, 2014
Get the Drew Monson mug.A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."
Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
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Get the Springfield, Missouri mug.This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
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