Mandible Morsels

The instance when one's orthodontic braces captivate food from one's previous meal and happen to be a nice little "treat" sometime in the future.

As Joe was walking hope the other day he realized the odd sensation of chicken flavor in his mouth... Low and behold followed by a small piece of chicken. "What the crap! Mandible morsels!" he said to himself.

by BlackStallion92 March 3, 2009

mirsed

When you think you are getting something really good but actually something really different and inferior.

The hedge fund was very excited because they thought they had just hired a real derivatives expert. But they reazlied they were mirsed when he didn't know what delta or theta was.

by Eddie M. September 1, 2008

Weber Morse

A homosexual that cheats on his girlfriend with french boys at sleepovers

"Jesus, Weber Morse stuck his Mini 2 Inch schlong in my butthole" Loick Trampont 2018

by John Strokes February 6, 2018

morse code

A series of dots and dashes used to send messages. Popular in World War II. Separate each word with a slash.

Christina was so old-school, she even knew Morse Code!

by Pooh Bear <3 October 27, 2009

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

Talking In Morse Code

To swear so much that if it would be sensored it would sound like some sort of morse code message.

Jimmy: "God I am so f*cking pissed. F*ck! Sh*t! F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck F*ck! How could I do that I'm so stupid!"
Bob: Wow, sorry I couldn't understand that it sounded like you were talking in morse code.

by brown7905 March 30, 2009

getting mossed

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

by Macktown July 30, 2018