Moph 

A moph is measurement of how lit a certain object is. 1 is the maximum value of a moph, with anything over about 0.3 being fairly average and over 0.7 very good.

Wow, I saw shrek the other day, it was a 0.9 moph film.

Moph by MrMigwig June 6, 2017

Morshu

Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies.

However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them.

He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit.

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Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"

Link: Hey Morshu, give me some bombs, will ya?

Morshu: Ummmmmmm, no way. You don't have enough rubies.

Morshu by GreenHamster72376 February 7, 2010

Morghanne 

A young girl that enters relationships with old men that could be mistaken for her grandfather

The church is upset at the morghanne that continues to sit in the front row.

Morghanne by castle4 February 5, 2014

Moephobic 

To oppose everyday stupidity.

@maxvayshia proposed a theory in 2021 claiming anyone who kicks/fights against casual and freestyle stupidity is Moephobic. Simple.

Moephobic by @theRealist March 31, 2021

Morphenomenal 

The word used by me and the other Power Rangers to describe our new powers and Zords!

These new Thunderzords are morphenomenal!!!

Morphenomenal by Jason March 12, 2004

Orphan Morphin' 

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

Orphan Morphin' by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Merph 

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016