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Deuce ah Moose

An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.
by waughruds February 28, 2010
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duck duck moose

A very fun party game. Similar to duck duck goose, except that when chosen you do not run after the choser, but instead you run the opposite way around the circle. When you meet you tackle each other and must fight your way back to your spot.
"That party was a ton of fun. We played duck duck moose in the back yard. My shirt is ruined, but it was worth it."
by Duke Naxen October 14, 2008
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dark moose

THE funniest Moose this side of... Mooseville? or something...
I'm hereby announcing that I accept bribes and other various offerings, such as cold cuts, beer, free cable, and of course pineconez to basically look the other way.

Of course, like all dirty enoforcement, some day I'll turn on you and rat you out.

You may place a bribe here in this thread, and if its good enough, I'll mind my own dirty pig business.

Let's hope Internal Mod Affairs doesn't catch up with me before I get a bunch of free virtual stuff :0)
by r/w September 10, 2004
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Internation Moose? Day

Internation Moose? Day is a day on may 29th where everyone must only say "moose?". Saying anything but "moose?" will get you yelled at by another person.
Bill: "Moose?"
Jeb: "Moose?"
Jenny: "What are you guys doing?"
Bill and jeb: "Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? "
Jenny: "oooooooooh, its Internation Moose? Day"
by Slommbo May 29, 2021
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dead moose

A person that would seem like they would be great in bed, only to disappoint when the time comes by laying around and being utterly inactive.
Kate: So Rachel, how was Jimmy last night?
Rachel: Oh don't even get me started on that dead moose.
by skill3t December 20, 2014
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Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.
by MagikLegion July 22, 2010
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Dirty moose

A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.
The neighbours are having a dirty moose party again tonight in bilton
by madferret2584 May 16, 2020
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