Moose

1)n. A Canadian woodland quadra-ped, has flat antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

pl.) moosi (mooss-î)

1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (all may apply)

pl.) Wow those weird kids are a bunch of moosi.

by Moose face...cakes October 5, 2006

Moose

the coolest animal in the history of forever.

Katie ahs DMD (Defected Moose Disorder)

by The Shadow Molester May 13, 2005

moose

A term for someone who eats a lot of food at one sitting. They can be large or small, but most often are large.

Wow why don't you eat the whole kitchen while your at it, moose!

by Nathan the Moose April 18, 2010

Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.

Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.

by Travi January 24, 2008

Moose

(adj) Anything resembling a vagina or having qualities thereof.

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.

by Jjef April 14, 2010

Moose

a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.

you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!

by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003

moose

verb. To raise both hands to your head to simulate moose antlers whilst having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind.

I pulled a random bird in Zanzibar last night, took her home and moosed her three times.

by mercunium November 21, 2003