Moofie

A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.

Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"

by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022

moofy

When something inconvenient or annoying happens

Anna Kate just kicked me... that was so moofy of her.

by user222222222222222 December 4, 2019

Moofy

A state of being or expression on the face of a person, that just woke from a slumber, nap or rest.

Give me a second to wake up, I'm still moofy.

by Gardenofgreyskull January 10, 2023

moofis

a ugly ape who will murder your family and you next

“Omg! is that a MOOFIS? RUN”

by SylveonVlogger January 1, 2020

Moofy

The rounded curve of a cat's mouth.

:3

Your cat has a lovely moofy. I'm going to kiss it.

by captainfyer January 6, 2020