Moobies

Conj. Man+boobies. Fat boys have moobies. Aka bitch titties.

Whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. He looks like Meatlof from Fight Club.

by Torklugnutz June 3, 2004

Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Moofin

Cutesy prononciation of muffin.

"Which do you prefer, cookies or muffins?"

"MOOFINS!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 10, 2005

moofish

noun - manatee
manatees are known as "seacows". Cows go moo, and things that live in the sea are fish...
Can be used as an insult, an adjective, an exclamation, or a wildcard in a conversation.

"You're a moofish!!!"
"That's some moofishy goodness."
"MOOFISH! I didn't know that."
"yeah well... moofish."

by meow_mix3d May 13, 2004

Moffie

A derogatory Afrikaans word for a gay person. Similar to the word faggot in English. Also often used by preteens and teens to insult each other.

Take it like a man, do not be such a Moffie.

by Freeky June 27, 2015

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011