moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.

Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof

by l33tb34r 0|= d347|-| & |)()()/\/\!!!11 August 20, 2004

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.

1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!

by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009

moof, moof!

1) an expression of self-disgust in one's actions.

Circa 1984. "Moof, Moof!" was exclaimed by a friend after exhausting all efforts to find a word to discribe his embarassment after his inability to complete a rather simple task.

The waiter exclaimed, "Moof, moof!" as the tray of glasses he was carrying fell to the ground.

by YTBOY April 16, 2004

moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005

Moof

Moof is an all-purpose word. It could literally be any part of speech. It is sometimes also another term for a party/shuttle bus. This term is often used by colorectal surgeons and people who work with them.

Why is everything so moofy right now?

We're just waiting for the moof.
I moof you.

by MoofRCS January 25, 2019

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007