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manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.
Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.
by Greyson January 4, 2008
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Manstration

The irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. Usually lasts 24-48 hours.

It is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male's body. It is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-Pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-Voracious hunger, best remedied with large quantities of steak.
-Excessive swearing
-Excessive drinking
-Insomnia/Narcolepsy
-Agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-Photophobia/photophilia
-Periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
Julianus: Shit bro, I'm manstrating hard. Wanna build an empire to fuck shit up?

Romulus: Sure man, creating an empire that has a big ass legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

Julianus: True shit. That's one of the best cures for Manstration.
by Bando-De-Shamrock May 29, 2013
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monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.
That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...
by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006
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manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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Monserrat

Monserrat is a loving and beautiful person she is amazing, and she is talented she’s honest with everyone and anyone she will never make drama. Monserrat is very sweet she will help anyone in need even if she doesn’t know them or don’t like them. She is loyal, down to earth, and she is really smart she is the best friend anyone could ask for
Monserrat is the best friend anyone could ask for
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Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart. people hate on her buts it’s because they will never be her because she is just her. She is smart, talented, beautiful and kind. If you ever meet a Monserrat never let he go. Wife her as fast as you can. A Monserrat is vary loving loyal and kind you will always think of her and you will always want to be with her.
Girl 1: who’s that ?

Girl 2: that’s Monserrat I wish I was her

Girl 1: Me too
by Anonymous user Indian hacker 4 February 12, 2023
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Monstertrack

An alleycat race in NYC, track bikes only, no brakes.
monstertrack is the best race of the year
by pd January 25, 2004
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