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Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.
At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.
by Lars April 29, 2021
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monologue

A cheese Sandwich with mayonnaise. A staple of the White Trash, Redneck, Blue Collar, Stoner, or Skater Diet.

notes:

-A double-stacked monologue is a dialog
-A series of monologues can feed one or many
-A monologue with miracle whip is not a monologue at all.
If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself a monologue with extra fiber for later.
by DJ PunKtuality April 23, 2011
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Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.
Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.
by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008
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Monologue

What the spotlight-hungry theatre kids wish to do every day in class
Jim: wow, I really hope we do monologues today!!
Priscilla: why, so you can get all of that attention your dad never gave you, you mentally fucked uncircumcised foreskin?
by PretzelBob June 24, 2019
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adorable monologue

When you are having a conversation with someone very close to you and at certain moment you become connected, and you know there is no more need for other words. You know what he is about to say, and he knows what you are thinking. But you become so nervous that when he looks at you, you feel the need to keep talking and he is just smiling like he has some funny comments, but actually he is just enjoying how cute you are when slightly distracted and the only one talking and talking until you realize it is one of those moments...
Mrs. Over-Elaborate and Mr. Busy were having a great time walking around the park. They were enjoying maybe the last sunny and warm autumn day of the year together while having one of those nice conversations. For all the people walking by they must have looked like a couple deeply in love and yet they were working on how to be just close friends.

After some time on a bench, they started walking again and were having troubles forming another sentence because some things are just impossible to say without a touch. Mr. Busy tried to begin but noticed she was thinking about the same and therefore did not even finish a single word and begun to look at her with flirtatious smile and Mrs. Over-Elaborate became distracted thinking there is some joke coming on her behalf and hence started talking and talking... And the more she talked the more disconcert she was. Mr. Busy continued smiling but there was no joke nor some funny comment, her adorable monologue was inspiring great affection in him...And there just couple seconds later, she realized their connection. She looked him in the eyes, and they hugged...
by Mrs. Over-Elaborate October 11, 2023
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monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.
A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.
by sarahh(= February 25, 2008
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Monologue of Moving On

The monologue that you write after a break up, be it as a dumpee or as the dumper. It self-indulgently describes in great detail the feelings that you have been through before, during, or after the break down of your relationship, or all. This results in many paragraphs of text, often re-written to the quality of a college essay, to eloquently as possible express your thoughts and emotions. This may be written immediately after the break up, to clear the air and begin the healing process, or it may take a while to get straight in your head. It can be written a long time after the break up, as you may not want to look weak by showing that you were still thinking about the relationship, or give off the false impression that you want to get back together.

Though the ex that you send this to may no longer care about your emotions regarding the relationship, by the time you write your Monologue of Moving On you are ready to leave them to their own devices and move on.
I was tormented for a while with all the things I never said to him during the relationship, but after I wrote my Monologue Of Moving on I felt a lot better, even though it pissed him off.

The next time she spoke to me, I replied with a Monologue of Moving On, to show her that it was totally over for me.
by Fen_94 April 26, 2013
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