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Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.
I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.
by Christine July 16, 2004
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Munkies

Verb
The act of getting the "Munchies" through drinking alcohol.
Dude, I got the Munkies hella bad last night after going 23 deep.
by The drunks August 13, 2009
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pulling monties

what sarah does to matt after a few drinks and for charity.
MATT:'hey sarah how about u do some charity
SARAH:'u want me to start pulling monties?'
by mrcoolchap August 5, 2009
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Monkees

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.
by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004
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Monies

Multiple forms of money. If I have a fistful of Pounds, a fistful of Euros, and a fistful of Dollars, then I have three monies
I'll send the Dollars, Pounds, and Euros by bank transfer. All three monies will be sent tomorrow.
by thebigthang November 13, 2011
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monties

"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
by Casey Johns July 21, 2008
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monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.
by Senor Flik June 16, 2007
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