monkeycrow

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.

"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"

by skinnywa February 6, 2010

MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

Monkeytown

Term used by Freedom Riders during the struggle for Civil Rights in the 1960s for Montgomery Alabama according to the documentary "Soundtrack for a Revolution."

The documentary "Soundtrack for a Revolution" featured the use of Monkeytown in a song referring to Montgomery, Alabama during the civil rights era.

by Mitzie Moo November 20, 2011

monkeyrooster

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

by Jungle April 21, 2004

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

monkeymongmashed

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.

I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.

by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003

monkeytorium

An area specifically designed for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 2 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 17, 2004