e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009

MONKEYTAR

A monkey that defends the water holes in African and is the Santa of water and carry’s an AK47 as seen on YT

The water holes under attack, but monkeytar is her to save the day

by Mkuau February 5, 2019

monkeytorch

A bad smell that makes you want to leave the room once it violates your nostrils

Bro: hey man did you rip ass in here
Bro 2: nah dawg this shit smells like MonkeyTorch

by Danky_m3m3_zone February 28, 2024

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018