monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Monkeymora

A name used for a Sephora. This is a butifal name for a girl with a huge heart. This is Sephoras name if she was a monkey. (Which of course she isn't 🫣) Monkey Mora is a name nickname for Sephora. 🫣🤗🤗

Whitney "Hey its Monkeymora."
Arish "Oh yeah look at her.."
Monkeymora "Hi don't bother me Im trying to do my work 🙄🙄"
Hailey "Don't be a pick me monkeymora."
Ousmane " Yeah."

by therealdealemily January 23, 2023

Monkeypox

A nasty disease that causes big sores and primarily spread by the promiscuous LGBT community.

I guess they didn't learn their lesson in the 1980s/1990s, so here comes Monkeypox to remind the gays to have safe sex.

by FrankieSanz July 25, 2022

moneymoon

When deciding what kind of honeymoon you'll take, this is the all-out version.

A: We're thinking about doing a minimoon to Hawaii for the weekend.
B: No don't do that. Do the 2-week African safari, make it a moneymoon!

by Nanse March 9, 2015

monkeyboy

A person who is content to be medicore

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.

by Dave1234 August 12, 2006

monkeybox

a computer or typewriter - inspired by the infinite monkey theory

Anyway, I guess I should get back on the monkeybox, boss needs this TPS report by 5.

by OwenP October 11, 2007

monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.

Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.

by Buggs July 22, 2003