MonkeyCone

Head of a baboon and a body of a cone. See Gorman

Mike Gorman is such a monkeycone

by Joe November 11, 2004

monkeybone

A monkey's hard cock. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
*see monkeyhole


Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.

bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.

boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

Monkeypox

A homosexual male who coughs, sneezes or serves the majority heterosexual public.

I saw Monkeypox on CNN.

by LDR_makes_me_vomit July 28, 2022

Monkeypox

Similar to Sars, but only cowboys, KKK, and so-called gungho GI gets it by rubbing their pairrie dog's private part everynite.

Cowboy Bush and KKK Whitey is acting like monkeys after getting monkeypox from rubbing their dog's genital every morning and twice at night.

by monkey lover June 19, 2003

Monkeypox

Something you get in the Midwest from touching your own prairie dog a lot. A disease with rashes and stuff...

She got all like Monkeypox on him.

by Cori June 9, 2003

Monkeypox

Queer or gay.

Ron had us go down and load up a bunch of steel to take to the steel bin at the end of the day. What a total monkeypox move.

by Monkeypoxman July 29, 2022

monkeypoo

"Monkeypoo" is a synonym for "apeshit". It appears in certain books by Terry Pratchet.

It is NOT used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word "monkey" and WILL go apeshit.

"Whatever you do, don't call him a monkey, or he'll go monkeypoo on you."
(Before entering the presence of said ape.)

by Jim Wade July 28, 2011