Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

monkeyface

a nickname for a dog with a short muzzle, such as a pug or bulldog

The pug was greeted each morning by his owner, not but his real name, Oscar, but by monkeyface.

by Susan Robb June 14, 2009

MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

monkeyface

when a girl has a face like a monkey, but her bodies not that hot.

Look at that monkeyface over there; I think I just discovered the missing link.

by URBDICTION1 July 17, 2011

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

MonkeyDog

My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.

Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.

"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"

by klitt February 5, 2010