Monkeypox

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

by wugugugug May 23, 2022

moneypoon

When you’re not married but you spend money to vacation nicely with your significant other and you’re also having sex. Like a honeymoon, but more informal and less marriage.

Babe, we’ve been working so hard lately. Let’s take a nice break and go on a little moneypoon.

by ecdancer85 April 23, 2018

Monkeypox

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

by thirdwave June 10, 2003

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.

Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!

by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

Monkeypox

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

monkeynoodle1

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever

by Bleepblob July 7, 2021

Monkeypox

Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox

Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then

by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022