MoonGooning

When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.

"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi

by 1arn March 10, 2024

Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

moongooning

basically you just goon in the moonlight with a native american next to you while you high asf
#freak👅

yo let’s go moongooning with yo grandpa tonight

by curtthefreak👅 January 8, 2025

Moongooning

To dress in full Battle dress and run through an area at night screaming like an ape preferably with night or thermal vision goggles.

"Whats your favorite form of cardio?"

"Fucking love moongooning"

by BigDickMcChuncky April 14, 2025