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Monring

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
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Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures
Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then
by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021
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Monging It

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!
by JBF July 18, 2005
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Monging Out

Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.

It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.
by fezkayuu November 16, 2009
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Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana
Shit man- i'm monging out
by Dave October 22, 2004
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mongling

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb
hey, quit mongling the cat
by sacburg January 2, 2008
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mangerines

noun: a term of endearment used to describe ones testicles especially when recalling an extremely painful episode.
"Whilst teabagging my friend Sam, I farted and she bit down on my mangerines. They were sore for 6 days. I can't wait to speedbag her."
by Rob squared May 24, 2008
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