molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

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Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

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molestache

A mustache so disturbingly creepy, it literally molests your eyeballs. It also has been known to put women and men into a trance, whereupon the victim awakens, disrobed with the sneaking suspicion he or she has been raped.

Janine: Holy shit that was close!
Ugly Jane: What was?
Janine: The molestache on that trucker over there almost caught me in its trailer-tractor beam. Now come on, let's scram before we black out and wake up raped!
Ugly Jane: You go on ahead, I'm gonna get my fuck on.

by carrotworm June 11, 2011

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molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

by syrup828 September 25, 2004