Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017

Moleskine

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.

"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "

by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

by syrup828 September 25, 2004

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

molestibation

the act of unwillingly molesting ones self in his or her sleep

molestibation can be fun unless you drown in your own fluids during nocturnal emission

by frekkle November 8, 2003

muleskinner

Grabbing somebody's ball sack and yanking!

Floyd saw that Billy Bob was sleeping so he snuck over to teabag Billy Bob, just then Billy Bob woke up and gave Floyd a muleskinner!

When one redneck tries to teabag or mushroom stamp another sleeping redneck and the sleeping redneck wakes up just in time to grab his nutsack and yank!

by Joe Bob Norton November 6, 2007

moleskine

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price

Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way

by Oh, him again August 5, 2011