A form of broken English that Hawaii residents use on a daily basis formed when The Islands were stolen from the natives and slowly transitioned into a part of the USA
by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018
Get the Mokemug. Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.
Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
by Boytigra February 27, 2009
Get the mokemug. A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...
'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'
by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003
Get the mokemug. A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers
Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes:
- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road
"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."
"Turn signal, you moke!"
- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road
"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."
"Turn signal, you moke!"
by Spitfire1525 January 2, 2010
Get the mokemug. 1. someone who cant ever do anything right; loser, idiot, dumbass 2. a word you can call your teachers without getting in trouble
derives from the word: jamoke
derives from the word: jamoke
The moke failed again
by Michael Scaern April 18, 2009
Get the mokemug. A person, usually male, with no game. Not only without game, but uses ridiculous tactics and lines to gain attention. This person usually thinks that they are the
P-I-M-P, but they are absolutely NOT.
P-I-M-P, but they are absolutely NOT.
Mary: Yikes! That guy is so lame. I wish he would just get out of here.
Jane: I know it. He such a moke.
Jane: I know it. He such a moke.
by Nicholeg May 18, 2006
Get the Mokemug. 1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick
1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
Get the mokemug.