Spitfire1525's definitions

moke

A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers

Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes:

- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road

"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."

"Turn signal, you moke!"

by Spitfire1525 January 2, 2010