Nocturnal Moistness

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Moister

Something dry that should've been more moist.

The muffins would've tasted better if they were moister.

by nanowin November 9, 2012

Moister

Another word for vagina

Ew it’s so hot out here my moister is sweating

by carrassonne October 13, 2018

moistner

stevey p's word, a word to describe something that you find emotive, can be used as a fill in for many words

that moistner has moistened me right up for a moisten
that hot porn has made me right up for a wank

" thats a moistner "

by Tatty September 12, 2008

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

by JustinDA July 10, 2022

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.

"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"

by MyEggrole May 28, 2016