mozzacummaphobia

A phobia where one is afraid that the cheese inside their mozzarella stick is actually ejaculate.

"I took a big bite of that mozzarella stick, but my mozzacummaphobia kicked in and I couldn't swallow it."

by Maxine Lately January 11, 2010

mozard

Funny, sexy, smart, killer, lover

Mozard is an amazing name that can be given to you

There are barely anybody out there with that name but if you hear someone says mozard it's mean to run away because he's going to lick your nipples and run away

by marco baby boy March 7, 2015

Mozart

The classical era composer who lived from 1756-1791. Born in Salzberg, Austria. Was a dumbass at spending money. Party like a drunk bitch oftenly. Father toured him around Europe to perform to loyalty, and he enjoyed this lifestyle so he used most of his money to party and shit. Also got rejected by a girl once. The next wife he found, his father and sister disapproved. The greatest composer ever.

This guy is such a Mozart! He is the prodigy of the prodigies!

by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018

Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves

Example: Bro, chill out... Fuck Mozzarella

by Lcs23 March 19, 2021

mozam

Slang word for cocaine, relating to the latter being beak.
Used heavily in Liverpool

Alright boss, you gettin some mozam in

by Cockhead November 3, 2003

Moez

Moez is an arabic name. It means "He who gives power" ; it is one of the 99 names of God in muslium tradition.

Moez is to "Aziz" what "Muhammad" is to "Ahmed".

by Icejust February 22, 2010

Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.

Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!

by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015