mediterranean meatball

when ya boi gets down on all fours and you shove a giant ball of cunk in his ass

gave my boy a mediterranean meatball last night.

by Droplu September 13, 2017

Mediterranean bong

A Mediterranean bong is a hookah. A hookah looks like a bong but fancier and more decorate. A middle-eastern bong

I would love to smoke weed on a Mediterranean bong, I mean a hookah.

by Deonestar July 12, 2018

Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.

Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.

by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020

Mediterranean push-up

The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.

have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!

by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022

Mediterraneans

Europeans who act like Blacks, look like Turks, clannish like Jews and when they protest to free Palestine in the Arabic attire I can't tell the difference between the Muslim immigrants and the local-born Christians at the rallies...

Southern Europe = Proof that Arabs have always had the ability to swim north.

by Dan December 5, 2003

bombing the Mediterranean

verb. Bombing the Mediterranean is another euphemism for taking a dump. It refers to a shit where the pieces of shit are separate, short, and fat, creating a plopping noise and an explosive splash from the toilet water. Noisy farts are an added bonus.

I couldn't answer the phone. I was busy bombing the Mediterranean.

by Thai Dai April 4, 2009

Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

by KnutKrust February 8, 2007