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Molingus

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
by Zarbuck December 1, 2010
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Moulin Rouge

The movie Moulin Rouge is a musical love story/tragedy that takes place in 1899 Paris, France, starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman. It's filled with some of the best songs from our era, putting them together to make the most spectacular, amazing frenzy of awesomeness that someone thought could be summed up and called a movie.
Girlfriend: "Do you want to watch a movie?"
Boyfriend: "Sure, which one?"
Girlfriend: "How 'bout Moulin Rouge?"
Boyfriend: "What's that?"
-silence-
Girlfriend: -says description-
Boyfriend: -is taken in by the awesome frenzy of musical spectacularness and has the sudden urge to watch the movie again and again for 2 days straight whilst crying because it's so tragic-
by nicedog44 December 20, 2010
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moulinyan

Italian-American slang for nigger.

Derived from Italian dialect word for "eggplant."

See also moolie.
check out those moulinyans on the corner
by max hardcore December 1, 2004
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cyber mobbing

When people use social media to gang up on someone, because they don't agree with their beliefs or lifestyle.
Jean was the victim of cyber mobbing, when she became a gay rights activist in her rural town.
by Skylar01 November 28, 2014
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mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.
Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.
by ryan November 20, 2003
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Moulin Ruse

1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.
When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd
by BrainLazy March 6, 2009
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moolinaire

A person who has had sex with so many fat chcks that the total weight of all the women combined exceeds one million pounds.
I only needed 300 more pounds, and after I banged that 400 pound porker, I'm a moolinaire!

Congratulations man, you left the 99% and are now in the 1% of chubby chasers!
by arkayne March 27, 2013
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