Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

Mitt

Someone's face,
An ugly face.

"You got shit all over your mitt"
"That kid has mitt disease stage 10"

by phillyniggga October 19, 2014

Mittsies

A music maker on YouTube who creates music for games, including toon-like adult games. They have done singles such as Ritual, Praxis (which could be called a remix of Ritual), Alexandrite, and Lustrum.

Guy: "Have you heard Mittsies latest single?"
Girl: "Oh yeah, it was awesome! I love those singles-they give me a lift."

by MegaMilkCosplayer January 10, 2014

the mitt

When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).

"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."

by Bernard 2.0 March 31, 2012

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014