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Missy Elliott

The only female rapper that doesn't have to run around naked to sell records. Waaaay less freaky looking now that she lost some weight. Probably the most creative rapper even out there now.
Missy Elliott's song "Work It" is always on MTV2.

Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys...

Mmmm.... Chinese boys....
by crayzee biiiiitch November 23, 2003
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misseded

i misseded you
by iammewhoareu October 22, 2009
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Missy

Missy
Noun, Person, Informal

1) Term of address for a girl or young woman, often expressing affection or reprimand (informal).
2) Slang for "miss", endearment, used often as a nickname, usually for a very outgoing hot young girl.
3) A petname used to/for a girlfriend, a crush, or a flirt.
"You're in big trouble Missy!"
"Missy is awesome!"
"Hey Missy, can I take ya out tonight?"
"Good god Missy, you're looking gorgeous tonight!"
by Aaron Horrocks February 2, 2005
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Missycake

A missycake is a woman, maybe in her 40's, who's been around the block but not worn out.
She never dates boys, only men, and once she has found her man she is 200% loyal.
She's cool and knows her age but can hold her head up against any younger girl. She looks OK to babelicious but says looks are nothing compared with soul and spirit.

She can provide her man with good food.
If you fuck up, she will curse you out using worse words than you. But she don't ever diss you in front of anybody else but is behind you all the way, and she forgives and forgets.
She can be hotter sexually than you ever imagined it was possible for a woman to be.
Overall, she is the best you have ever known but you have to give yourself the chance to see it.
You might consider settling down with a missycake because from that point on, life will be gooood! And she would agree with you.
Any girl who tries to be missycake will fail. It's in the blood or it ain't.
She can be the girl next door, the girl at checkout, a lawyer or the curvy cop that just pulled you over. Who knows?
Kevin: Wow! Jack married Irene? She's over 40!
Chuck: Forget that, kiddo. She's missycake.
Kevin: No shit? Lucky bastard!
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A Missycake is not a Stepford Wife. She's your lover and your drinking buddy.
by archie optrix May 30, 2010
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massey

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.
by god2914 September 8, 2007
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Mimsey

The orange kitten from the MTM closing logo which is shown at the end of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Rhoda, WKRP in Cincinnatti, and other MTM shows.
Mimsey can be dressed in different costumes. He's dressed as a surgeon on St. Elsewhere, and a police officer on Hill Street Blues.
by TV JUNKIE February 26, 2005
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the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.
Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.
by Robbie May 5, 2004
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