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Mission Accomplished

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world
Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops
by gdffdgfddsasdfasdfasdfasdf October 6, 2004
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super secret mission

A term invented by Angela and Nikki. A super secret mission, usually only involving two people who know each other well, that always involves some level of crime and/or shenanigans. Usually kept secret between the partakers to avoid getting into trouble. Mission is always completed successfully because of the wit and planning that is carefully thought through before attempting the mission. A super secret mission is never to harm anyone or anything physically and is usually done for the justice of the people or someone that has been done wrong.
"Did you hear? Angela and Nikki are on a super secret mission tonight, but they won't tell us what they are doing."
by Babycat1st February 11, 2010
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Shawnee Mission East

The preppiest public school in the midwest. The girls all strut around with their vera bradley gear. The guys all walk around with their Ralph Lauren shirts and their sperry's. The poser skaters get high before school and sell weed to the preppy girls who all get drunk at anytime possible.
Katlynn goes to Shawnee Mission East, her dad is a lawyer and she lives in Mission Hills. She spends all of her dad's cash on Jack Daniels and doesnt come home on Friday nights.
by lancer1222 October 20, 2010
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missionary muscles

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.
by silasmeister May 2, 2010
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Mission of Burma

An amazing early 80's post punk band from Boston. Released one album before breaking up due to a severe case of tinnitus in the guitarist. Later reformed in 2002 and released an amazing come back album.
Mission of Burma blows all those indie bands out of the water.
by thefletch June 3, 2005
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nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.
I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.
by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017
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Mission Hill

A great and funny show that is better than Family Guy and South Park. It was replaced by Pee Wee Freakin Herman. This show should be put back on the air.
by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006
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