An organized or disorganzed consortium of citizen soldiers often confused for fascists even though they're against fascism. Any able-bodied citizen of the United States who bears arms.
The European Union siege engine's goose-stepping jackbooted peace-loving stormtroopers were slaughtered by the freedom-fighting alliance of American militias.
The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
The 21st century minuteman severed the globalist's head with a cordless reciprocal saw.
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The Clown Militia is a loosely organized group of pro-gun activists who, through their ineptitude, are actually working to restrict gun rights and get guns banned. They do things like organizing groups of people to openly carry guns into coffee shops to scare people. They believe this will eventually make people more comfortable around guns, and thus "normalize" the public display of firearms. Instead the police are usually called and the Clown Militia are detained for psychiatric evaluation. It also gets guns banned from those same coffee shops, and the open carry of guns outlawed (the Clown Militia actually accomplished this in California).
The Clown Militia is usually made up of middle-aged video gamers and people who play Dungeons and Dragons or dress up for LARP (Live Action Role Playing). They plan their protests in their mother's basements and on internet chat sites that cater to the gun culture/single men looking for love.
They don't have a standard uniform, but are encouraged to wear camouflage, SWAT gear, or t-shirts with the phrase "MOLON LABE" (Greek for "I take it up the ass"). NRA hats and pins are optional, as even the NRA wants absofuckinglutely nothing to do with these clowns.
Despite their misguided ambitions, the Clown Militia is actually the 2nd Amendment's worst nightmare. There is some speculation that they're actually part of the anti-gun movement working to make gun owners look crazy and dangerous, but proof has been elusive.
The Clown Militia is usually made up of middle-aged video gamers and people who play Dungeons and Dragons or dress up for LARP (Live Action Role Playing). They plan their protests in their mother's basements and on internet chat sites that cater to the gun culture/single men looking for love.
They don't have a standard uniform, but are encouraged to wear camouflage, SWAT gear, or t-shirts with the phrase "MOLON LABE" (Greek for "I take it up the ass"). NRA hats and pins are optional, as even the NRA wants absofuckinglutely nothing to do with these clowns.
Despite their misguided ambitions, the Clown Militia is actually the 2nd Amendment's worst nightmare. There is some speculation that they're actually part of the anti-gun movement working to make gun owners look crazy and dangerous, but proof has been elusive.
Person 1: I was at the mall today and there were a bunch of people with guns getting kicked out of the coffee shop!
Person 2: That's weird. Were they cops or something?
Person 1: No, actually they looked like they just got out of a comic book convention or something.
Person 2: Oh, that's probably the Clown Militia then. They're just crazy people with guns.
Person 1: Ah, that makes sense.
Person 2: That's weird. Were they cops or something?
Person 1: No, actually they looked like they just got out of a comic book convention or something.
Person 2: Oh, that's probably the Clown Militia then. They're just crazy people with guns.
Person 1: Ah, that makes sense.
by jmb1911 November 1, 2013
Get the Clown Militia mug.-The militia is: all able-bodied citizens who are capable of bearing arms; the absolute last line of defense against any threat to the State or Country, whether that threat is natural or man made, foreign or domestic.
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
by csapatriot April 17, 2010
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