ming

(v) To strike a woman while drunk, especially when you realize she's not going to give you any pussy.

(v) To utterly cockblock a friend when one is too drunk to score.

(n) A man who asks a woman whether her vagina is no longer functional when she refuses to engage in sexual intercourse with him. If he's drunk, he follows this up with striking (minging) her.

Donaldo totally minged that girl when she told him he had a big head.

Don just minged Jim after he found out the hag he'd been talking to was married.

When she wouldn't sleep with him, Don turned into a total ming.

by gimpn8ez April 12, 2011

ming

Marijuana, or session in which it is smoked

Lets go smoke another ming
You got any ming left?

by Critter December 9, 2003

ming

Singular of minging, not nice, ugly.
or
Female genitalia

"Yuck - this hotel room is ming"

by alex April 16, 2005

ming

A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences

"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."

by Jonathan D October 6, 2007

ming

Originates from the Latino pronounciation of "man." Must be spoken by a white person, especially a girl, to have its full effect.

Hey ming, what are you doing tonight?
You coming ming?
That's a nice car you got ming!

by Mel March 27, 2003

ming

A fat American white guy without a shirt

"Ew, I really wish that ming would put his shirt on. It's turning my stomach

by Emily Jones June 26, 2005

Ming Ming

An Asian (especially foreign born Chinese) trophy wife typically married to a rich non asian guy.

That nerd married a hot Ming Ming after he took his tech company public and made millions.

by Mplad August 24, 2006