Michigan Star

Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"

Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"

Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"

Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"

by UrbanDictionary.OG January 31, 2022

michigan snow plow

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

by abe owner September 30, 2008

Michigan

First line of defense against the canadians.

The canadians were planning to attack, but their efforts were thwarted due to the wonderful defenses of Michigan.

by CanadianHater247 October 22, 2008

armada michigan

Small town in Michigan's thumb area where people ages 16 to 28 drive their 90s or 80s pick up truck with a 25" lift on it, also where people get amusement from painting on a rock

"There are so many trucks here, where are we?"
"I see that rock, we must be in Armada Michigan"

by Yalebulldogs5548 August 29, 2016

Michigan mudflap

While having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls freckling and flapping them like a mudflap

I was banging my girlfriend and she gave me a Michigan mudflap

by Johntanamo September 14, 2016

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006

Joe Manchin

A guy who is somehow able to singlehandedly sabotage the entire Democratic agenda. That's right. Even when there's no Mitch McConnell, there's a Mitch McConnell. Definitely don't look into who funds him.

Joe Manchin is ruining everything.

by Troi_Baker October 7, 2021