High Mileage Ho

Term used in reference towards a chick that has been more than likely around the world and back in the slut/skank/whore department...which has taken a total on her physical condition either down or upstairs but usually both.
Jack: Yo man check out that blonde hotty gettin all crazy over there, you think i could get that?

Blake: Dude wtf is wrong with you man?! Look at all that caked up makeup...don't be fooled by that worn out trash, she's gotta be a total "High Mileage Ho."

Jack: Good call man, she does seem a little worn around the edges, keep my drunk ass away from that tonight.

Blake: Likewise.
by servinthatruth March 24, 2010
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catch some mileage

To say or do something in an attempt to gain an edge or favor with someone. Especially if you're in an awkward spot.
Guy 1.. Man you owe me 20 dollars.
Guy 2. Man I'm out of work. Besides, we're supposed to be friends.
Guy 1. Listen you owe me money. Don't be trying to catch some mileage on me with that friends shit.
by Amex1212 December 11, 2016
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Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires
Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it
by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021
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mileage run

The absolute furthest you can go in a limited amount of time, such as on lunch break or weekend. Place can be a nice restaurant far away, or a far weekend destination
'Do you want to go to that hamburger joint by dearborn and michigan?'
'dude, that's so far!'
'it'll be a mileage run'
by akdunno January 07, 2019
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mileage run

A thing where lunatics will voluntarily spend money to travel on airplanes to accumulate frequent flyer miles but without actually leaving an airport. This often consists of multiple legs flown subsequently, often over the course of several days.
Bhargav spent his weekend going on a mileage run to hit his airline's top tier status. He flew to Dubai and back but never left the airport.
by Crankyflier October 05, 2022
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Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
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Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
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