muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.

That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.

by wexter December 2, 2014

muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

muffer

A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.

Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".

by huckers September 7, 2006

Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021

Muffercraft

Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.

"I took the muffercraft to work today, got a little wet along the way."

by Seelynn November 21, 2013

Slightly Miffed Dolphin

A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.

I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.

by A Frustrated Flipper August 15, 2009

miffed

peaved; mildly annoyed and mildly effeminate

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* miffed

Frankly Biff, I'm becoming a little miffed by your frequent absences.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005