mibson

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion

The time in a highschool guy's life where his dick starts getting c0nfuzzled. All of the girls with all the money who used to be hot and in volleyball/swimming and other physical activity, get cars and slowly become more sedentary. Eventually the only exercise they get is getting shit-faced and sucking some dumb jocks dick. While these girls go from plump to hog-beast statuZz. The girls who were nerdy and considered outside the lines of attractive start making ur dick hard. And all the guys who used to be short or fat lose the weight and become better looking and end up fucking the newly-sexified nerd/unpopular girls.

Look in your middle school yearbooks. Make it a fun activity with ur dude friends and talk about gurls that used2 be hot and who are now fat and repulsive. And just to mix it up look @ the girls who used to be ugly/nerdy/socially reclusive/pudgy and who are now boneriffic. Usually the turning point for the 2 groups of females occurs sophomore year which is why I call it Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion.

by UhhPsycho October 19, 2010

Mesothelioma

a cancer of mesothelial tissue, associated especially with exposure to asbestos.

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

by Mr.Ravioli August 27, 2018

MESOSPRINE

I AM (MESOSPRINE) 305
(BUTTERFLY)
LIVING WORDS
Meso Middle Intermediary

Spri SPRY LIVELY OLD SOUL KNOWLEDGE

RINE flowing stream that affects (touches) causes movement (Change) (CAUSE AND EFFECT CYCLES OF LIFE AND DEATH). 305

I AM(MESOSPRINE)
(BUTTERFLY)
LIVING WORDS
Meso Middle Intermediary

Spri SPRY LIVELY OLD SOUL KNOWLEDGE

RINE flowing stream that affects (touches) causes movement (Change) (CAUSE AND EFFECT CYCLES OF LIFE AND DEATH). 305

by حبجميل KËŸLÄ KËŸLÄ LŒVë ‎حبجمي April 20, 2020

MISO

The acronym standing for "my internet shut off!". Used in an intense instant-messaging conversation that ended abruptly.

Pronounced mee-soh, as in the traditional Japanese soup served with tofu.

beBeHdoLL2: baby i miss you! i havent seen you in 4 hours!!
"LiLBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed off at 10:39:02 PM.
"LilBbaLLa4LyPhe" signed on at 10:39:10 PM
beBeHdoLL2: ...
LilBbaLLa4LyPhe: i'm soo sorry babe! miso!

by butterflygangster April 5, 2008

Mieskeit

An ugly person, usually referring to an ugly girl or woman. Yiddish slang.

That fat lady could stop a plane; she's so fucking ugly she's a "mieskeit!"

by Zippyjet July 9, 2006

Mesopotamus

A person who is a stumbling block for something that we wish to do

"I wish to join the party, but to get leave from office is really doubtful. My boss is a mesopotamus"

by Anuj Nair June 16, 2008