Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009

National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.

Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.

by Wags25 December 9, 2008

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

by Bambino May 6, 2006