The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
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A game where you put something in the mircowave and attempt to finish masturbating before said item finishes.
by steeeeveperry March 23, 2011
Get the microbating mug.When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.
Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*
Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*
Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*
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The Maximus Micro Light provides a source of light that can easily be carried in a purse or on a keychain. The micro light is sold by Micro Light Guy, inc.
by Micro Light Guy August 22, 2010
Get the Maximus Micro Light mug.The act of mercy killing (literally or figuratively) a really close friend of yours because they don't pick up on social cues and can't be taken anywhere because you know they'll fuck something up. Typically used when someone is known for getting too inebriated.
Bro 1: Dude, Lenny was so drunk, i took him out back and Of Mice And Men'd him.
Bro 2: Hahaha so he's passed out back there?
Bro 1: No. I took a gun and shot him in the back of the head. There's blood everywhere.
Bro 2: Hahaha so he's passed out back there?
Bro 1: No. I took a gun and shot him in the back of the head. There's blood everywhere.
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