Metter

1.The crappiest place on earth.

2. An actual hell hole.

Girl 1: "Wanna go to Metter tonight?"
Girl 2: "Why? There's nothing to do in that crap hole."

by ducklover001 March 27, 2011

Mittie

MAN TITTY

Thats a nice mittie

by Flower pot March 6, 2021

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

Metter

A girl who is entirely lacking in both the chest and the ass.

Dude, the girl I met last night was SUCH a metter.

by Lusterx April 22, 2010

Mattie

An awesome person that is caring and loving who you should date

your such a mattie

by Mattie claws January 25, 2017

mattie

kind-o the coolest, sweetest person ever. usually swedish or scandinavian and can't sing....

that girl i just met...yeah, she's a mattie. just looking at her makes me want to give her flowers!

by suzannie June 15, 2008

mattie

mattie is kinda the best thing in your life. just sayin. we arent boys! we are awkward.

mattie is mattie

by someonewhoissomeone October 5, 2013