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Methalepsy

Chronic condition affecting long-term veteran meth users who are unable to explain or accept that they have started to nod-off randomly (in a fashion more befitting heroin users) despite ingesting larger and larger amounts of methamphetamine.
I totally had a lame Craigslist parTy hookup last night, I thought we were in the clouds but when I went down on him he totally caught methalepsy and started snoring.
by Totsbrillzamaze March 10, 2014
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Methlish

“(n.) A broken dialect of English fueled by meth addiction and inbreeding originating in Florida.”
Ex. “I couldn’t understand @hungry#4756 ‘s mom. She had three teeth and spoke Methlish.”
by Ezmyr April 3, 2023
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Methylepsy

Methlyepsy is a condition that causes meth users to develope narcolepsy due to sleep depravation. Methylepsy can also be attributed to malnourishment and exshaustion.
A Tweekosaurus-Rex or a Tweeker would commonly have Methylepsy.
Methylepsy goes hand in hand with Mathamphetamitis, Methylabotomy, Methaphylactic Shock.
"I've stayed up way, way, way too long! Now I've got Methylepsy!"
by JGSR July 13, 2006
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methylin

A form of adderall, ritlan, concerta, etc.
Used to treat ADD or ADHD and in some cases depression.
Can cause dizziness, vomiting, blurred vision, dry mouth, loss of appetite, weight loss, etc.
1. Lindsay stole her sister's Methylin so that she could lose weight.
2. Nicole was perscribed Methylin because she suffers from ADD.
by boobooshoe January 13, 2008
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Methyphobia

Methyphobia also known as Potophobia is an intense, irrational fear of alcohol. The Methyphobic individual individual may actually fear people who drink alcohol or the loss of control when alcohol is consumed. People that have this phobia will avoid any situation where they might be exposed to alcohol. As a result they will not go to parties or family gatherings like weddings or holidays.
I invited Bob but he can't come because he's scared to be confronted with alcohol, he's got Methyphobia.
by Charleyrawrr May 3, 2010
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Methylene-dioxy-N-methylamphetamine

Methylene-dioxy-N-methylamphetamine is a very long word.
by ally penis head May 8, 2010
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Methology

Methology is the thought process which goes through a meth users head a spit second before he or she say "hold my pipe or rig or straw an watch this!!! Followed by incarceration or hospitalization or induction in the world record book!Most likely the first one.
Hey Randy how. did you end up in the Cull,an County Jail again?

Randy:You see what happened was my Methology was all wrong.The doctor says iv got chipped chromosomes!!!!
by anonymous February 9, 2019
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