Methology 

Methology is the thought process which goes through a meth users head a spit second before he or she say "hold my pipe or rig or straw an watch this!!! Followed by incarceration or hospitalization or induction in the world record book!Most likely the first one.

Hey Randy how. did you end up in the Cull,an County Jail again?

Randy:You see what happened was my Methology was all wrong.The doctor says iv got chipped chromosomes!!!!

Methology by anonymous February 9, 2019

methology 

The science of methamphetamine.

Law enforcement should be required to study methology.

methology by Total Kunt February 1, 2008

ancient methology 

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

ancient methology by QuacksO March 3, 2017

Memeology 

The study of memes

Focused Studies: Creating memes; Rage Comic studies; General studies; History; etc.

Me: I've really been into memes lately. I like to consider memeology as a hobby of mine.

Friend: Get a life...

Memeology by Ninja Chinchilla November 16, 2011

Memeology 

The study of memes or internet trends

I have a Ph.D in memeology

Memeology by Biggest_D_of_them_all May 3, 2018

Greek Mythology 

A topic that is EXTREMELY awesome.

Greek Mythology is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Awesome!

Greek Mythology by Wektlwik June 16, 2011

agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006