eau de methane

The fragrant flatus perfume emitted primarily by cows responsible for hastening global warming.

Driving through America’s heartland, the inviting scent of eau de methane gently wafts into our nostrils.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2019

Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015

Methadonia

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

Methane

The stuff that comes out of your ass when you fart

Holy Shit you must of had a gallon of methane come out of your ass just now.

That fucking reeks you fucking piece of shit

by WhatTheFuck May 13, 2005

metagones

A word Italians use to refer to non-Italians.

They don't know how to make pizza. That's the metagones way.

by jd November 26, 2004

Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.

I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.

by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018

methadonian

A person who is on methadone maintanence and uses methadone as their drug of choice, is extremely lethargic and can be found in a stupor, zombie like all day long. Can usually be found either standing, leaning or nodding out on a corner not far from the clinic. Methadonian is a term found most commonly in the ghettoes of New York City, where there are more methadone clinics than anywhere else in the World. Just as there are crackheads, dope fiends and speed freaks, there are Methadonians.

Yo mang check out them methadonians them ni**** is straight fiends son!

In Washington Heights, you will always find the methadonians hanging out at Burger King on 181 St. & St Nick.

by Fuggetabouit June 30, 2006