Mostiestererest

To be used to beat your girlfriend is a "I love you most," off in which you get stuck with the I love you mostest side and can't see a way out.

Girlfriend: I love you mostest
Boyfriend: I love you mostiestererest

by Gatchabitch February 16, 2021

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020

A Metties

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

by Metties May 13, 2018

mesticulation

The mixing of hydrocarbons that causes fizzation.

There was so much mesticulation in my drink that it bubbled over.

by Fellowship of Enabling Personalities April 12, 2007

mastie

Noun. The act of male masturbation; a jerk-off. Generally used within the phrase "have a mastie" or "having a mastie"

After he realized that he wasn't going to get laid that night, he decided to have a mastie and go to sleep.

by Ms. Robinson August 27, 2006

mestiza

biracial;specifically 1/2 filipino.
i.e. someone who is 1/2 filipino aswell as being 1/2 european, 1/2 caucasian, etc

"wow! how hot is that mestiza?!"

by Chantal (channy/tal) August 26, 2005

Mestre

Master of talent/skill

He has reached the highest level, mestre

by Antonio September 15, 2003