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messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 16, 2008
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Merey

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A Merey can have the first impression of a bitch, but once you get to know her, she'll be an amazing friend.
This is probably because she tends to move around a lot so tries not to get too close to people too quickly.
Because of moving around she has probably seen many of the sights of the world and because she probably has old money, she has high expectations of life and probably aims to be in the performing arts (dancing, singing, acting) and is probably very good at it.
what a bitch!" "Oh no, she's a Merey!!
by belle_of_the_ball_234 August 17, 2010
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messy hoe

A girl or group of girls who are considered to be unorganized,silly, and whores.
"Man, I can't believe those messy hoes know my name!"
by Wave748 February 12, 2006
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Messy Pizza

A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
by Richard Anus February 4, 2021
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The Messy Mop

When a girl squirts in a guy's mouth while she's on her period, he combines it with his spit and spits into a cup. He then cums in the cup and pours it on the girls head. She uses her hair as a mop and squeezes it back into her mouth and then her and the guy fuck. He pours the mixture into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her without a condom
Dude, last night, Karen and I did the Messy Mop!
Friend- no fucking way dude!
by Clitmuncher85 April 24, 2015
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Messy Tent

When you wake up from a recently completed wet dream with a full boner and cum all over your boxers.
Mark had a messy tent when we woke up from his dream about megan fox in a catwoman outfit.
by Ray Drecker September 19, 2009
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messycan

Pun on the pronunciation of mexican (messy-can). Used as an insult, hinting one is messy, dirty, poor, etc.
Get that messycan off my yard!
by UltimateTomato August 23, 2009
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