Merk/Murch

A term used to refer to the Murchison Road area in the city of Fayetteville, NC. The term was coined during the late 80's by locals to describe what had happen to some one who had visited that area and had been killed. It is believed that the name Murchison was shortened to Murch and then adapted to the spelling Merk.

Don't make me merk/murch yo ass out here.

by Eccles Park Soulja November 28, 2007

Merkantalism

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.

When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."

by Pinkie D October 26, 2011

merkshow

to completey annihilate or obliterate on many different levels

that new jay z track is an absolute merkshow

by straight springs March 28, 2011

merkingaga

a merkin that is made out of something unusual instead of the normal synthetic hair......in honor of Lady Gaga. Feathers or a Colorful Clown wig cut down to size would be acceptable...

For example, lisa did not want to wear a normal merkin. So she made her own "merkingaga" in Lady Gaga style with some peacock feathers. She also made one from a clown wig that was cut down to size.

by Diabla007 April 28, 2011

Merky Shadowed

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

by UnknownPound July 2, 2019

merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

by baljeet reji June 12, 2019