Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

meritorious

Something which is deserving of merit.

"This assigment is meritorious."

by The Brown Recluse March 4, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

merr

is an expression that can mean anything. It means so much that its nearly inmpossible to define. It's a word that can express any type of emotion you are feeling. It can also be used to complete or take the place of certain words.

Origin:
Jackie, Mike, Caroline
Second Period Humanties II 2006

MERRRRRR
i hate life.... merrr
Lets Merr in the back of my Merrvan.

by Jackie Merr June 27, 2007

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008

Merrik

A guy is is kind, loving and sweet. You are lucky if you are friends with a Merrik. Even luckier if your with him. Don’t break his heart cause he only has one.

Merrik is the best!!

by Hi Jeff how was ur day?? October 15, 2019