merp

1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud

1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...

by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010

merP

THE BEST WORD, usually spoken in tater tot, tater tot is an immortal, no legged, intergalactic cat.

"bean always says merp when talking to totty"

by Tater Tot 12495 September 20, 2019

Merp

A word that means normal

I’m felling merp

by Mike Julie February 25, 2020

Merp

The ship name for Michael and Derp, truly one of the best.

"Merp is the best otp!"

by MicroZoft VA August 24, 2022

Merp

A response to something that is disagreed with.

Jesse: You should go to bed. Your way too drunk!
Jason: Merp, Merp!

by Gin&Tonic October 25, 2009

Merp

1. Verb: What hobo's say when they find a freakin' penny in donated money.

2. Verb: What pre-teens say when they have a spazz moment.

1. Oh great I got a freakin' penny!!! MERP!!
2. Oh my god MERP! ma ma ma MERP!

by crazycats May 22, 2011

Merp

A tackle of love, a very pleasant hug or intercourse

Guy 1: uhh, why is that girl running straight at me?!
Guy 2: She's got her arms open and a big smile on her face... You're about to get merped, bro!

Girl 1: Hey best friend!
Girl 2: Hey!
Girl 1: Merp!
*long hug*

Girl: So I was with my boyfriend, making out and stuff, and one thing led to another and we eventually... you know... merped

by Detchro July 13, 2010