merP

THE BEST WORD, usually spoken in tater tot, tater tot is an immortal, no legged, intergalactic cat.

"bean always says merp when talking to totty"

by Tater Tot 12495 September 20, 2019

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018

Merp

Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

by Zross June 23, 2014

merp merp

It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

by lillongo October 10, 2020

Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.

Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020

merp

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation

boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp

by ur dad 84 69 July 3, 2012

Merp

Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly

A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp

by Bbcb September 22, 2014