Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

Merkeling by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Son Of Merlinda-ed

When you and the girls decide to get really wild for hot girl spring, summer, fall, or really even winter. Bitches be crazy, no fucks are given, and usually their is a lot skiiing, nudity, champ-bongs, and penis things.

Maegan: dude this weekend is going to be wild, I don’t even know if I’m ready.

Alyssa: gurlll it’s hot girl spring, I’m gonna get son of merlinda-ed and probably black out.

Son Of Merlinda-ed by Wagnarly April 29, 2021

merkin niggas 

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

merkin niggas by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

merkin 

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

merkin by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008

The Merlin 

When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard

Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?

James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!

The Merlin by Chardstar35 January 14, 2009

Marklin 

A train company in Germany.

I just bought a Marklin train set!

Marklin by alexnadera December 9, 2008

merkinpeelism 

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

merkinpeelism by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008